Does it not sadden you that Robert Pattinson, an ungroomed and oily male, has won the Male Breakthrough Award? Why has the female population of our world succumbed to such fathomage known as the 'Twilight Craze'? Are they such hopeless romantics that they sit in their rooms, sighing and wishing for the one thing they will never obtain?

What about the fine specimen of men on our very own planet? The neglection they must feel! What they must think of the stupidity; being compared to nothing but an apocryphal character! Oh, the horrors of teenage hormones, and not to forget, the thirst of perverse fantasizing of the gleaming, glittering, sparkling body of the refulgent but illusory, Edward Cullen.

This. This made me LOL so hard :)))))))


Fine specimen of men, HAHAHAHAHA. Major lulz right there XD

Does it not sadden you that Robert Pattinson, an ungroomed and oily male, has won the Male Breakthrough Award? Why has the female population of our world succumbed to such fathomage known as the 'Twilight Craze'? Are they such hopeless romantics that they sit in their rooms, sighing and wishing for the one thing they will never obtain?

What about the fine specimen of men on our very own planet? The neglection they must feel! What they must think of the stupidity; being compared to nothing but an apocryphal character! Oh, the horrors of teenage hormones, and not to forget, the thirst of perverse fantasizing of the gleaming, glittering, sparkling body of the refulgent but illusory, Edward Cullen.

This. This made me LOL so hard :)))))))


Fine specimen of men, HAHAHAHAHA. Major lulz right there XD